A Looooong day at the Office

I'm really running out of ideas. There are so many Lois' running around that I have no idea which one to go after. If I go after one then another gets angry, or upset, or hurt. If I don't do anything then they try to pressure me to do things. For now I'm just sitting in my office, with the door locked, wondering what to do. A question for you is this. Why do moments that you wish would go quickly last a lifetime while moment you wish would last forever are gone in a second?